Headlines....

Was that Marie Osmond on a Nutri System commercial? Indeed it was. Honestly, as much I adore Queen Latifah--her "Size Something" Jenny plugs--don't ring true to me. I hope those commercials are changed up some how.

Indiana Jones #4...$151 million...something just get better with age

Harvey Korman passed away at 81. I loved when Harvey would break up while Tim Conway kept a straight face. They were priceless before Mastercard ever said it. .

Al Reynolds gives a statement on his failed marriage with the falling Star Jones. Next.

So all the kids will be permited back to their home at the polygamists' Texas ranch. I wonder how the kids, especially the older ones feel now after experiencing a life on the outside. Calling Dr. Phil.

I have to buy gas tomorrow-I'm on fumes: $ 3.85. WHY? Was it that long ago, I fathomed gas couldn't go over a dollar. Are you driving as much as you use to?

Clay Aiken and 50 year old music producer, Jaymes Foster, are pregnant. Artificial insemination. As long as they're happy. Next.

At the half the Spurs lead Kobe and his group, the Lakes in the NBA Western Conference final...the Mavericks aren't there--I won't quite say NEXT, because Michael Finley of the Spurs, was a member of my church while in Dallas.

Don't you think Barack, Hillary and John all wish this election was over? I do.

In the meantime, I need to watch my soap, The Young and Restless, savor some tingle teeth cold watermelon and praise God for this life.