"Well, you've got a little pink eye." the doc tells me.
"ExCUSE me?" I reply.
"Yep, you do. I'll prescibe these drops..."
"I've NEVER had pink eye before. Will my eye drop out?"
Doc laughs and asks, "Do you have glasses?"
Knife goes thru my heart.
"You oughta wear them for the next few days until this clears up."
My heart drops to the floor. Shatters in 17 pieces. Glasses are older than Hoover.
"Ah, don't worry, it'll pass."
Yea, just like gas, I think..
3 comments:
Ugh, sounds ghastly.
lol had that once, hated it. It's VERY contagious.
I musta had a slight case and/or caught it early--because my right eye is almost clear. The left one in still a little red--yet not as much. I kept to my space, sanitized and didn't touch anybody...lovely.
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