Nokia Lumia 710. Reviewers says it's built for those who have yet to experience a Smartphone (aka me.) The phone has a bell and some whistles. Just not quite like some of those real hi-falutin' phones. I am not sure what I will do with the stuff this phone DOES have.
Nonetheless, I will try to tinker, tailor my Nokia Lumia it to my personal specs.
And if that doesn't work? I have at least two young ladies, born in the mid to late 80's, who volunteered their help.