How Michele Bachmann wished Elvis Presley Happy Birthday only to have it be the anniversary of The King's death?
How my the new teammate I'm training is really catchin' on? She's good and I told her so..
How I painted a terra cotta pot green, and I really love that pot because the rim is 3/4 inch instead of 1 1/4 inch--gives me just enough more room to decorate...scary, I would ever care about such things..
How I really should hire somebody to clean my house. Better yet to tear it down and build a new
...and how, I need put the ice cream back in the freezer before it melts all over the counter!